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how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity


that last one tho…

Regina Spektor - Summer In The City
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oo2. summer in the city | regina spektor

oh, summer in the city means cleavage, cleavage, cleavage
don’t get me wrong, dear- in general, i’m doing quite fine
it’s just, when it’s summer in the city and 
you’re long gone from the city
i start to miss you, baby, sometimes


I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”



touch all the things

touchy touchy


unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

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